I am a friend- so hug me! *faints*

Overheard at Balaclava earlier:

Lecherous old man: Who is that (pretty) girl?

No one answers him.

Lecherous old man: Who is that (pretty) girl? X 3

Pretty girl( aka me): (whispers to cute guy) I am his mother!!! heeheehee!

Lecherous old man: Who is that (pretty) girl? (not giving up)

Pretty girl: (whispers to cute guy again) Nin lao pei (i am your goddamn father)!!! heeheehee!!

Cute guy: (to lecherous old man) Friend...

Lecherous old man: (Obviously high and maybe a little deaf) Who is that (pretty) girl?

Cute guy: (in a louder voice) Friend... (so pretty of course she's my darling lah! Kaoz...)

Lecherous old man: (Proceeds to announce to everybody) I must hug her if she's a friend!!!(aptly accompanied by a leery look)

Cute guy: (to Pretty girl) Control yourself ah... (knowing Pretty girl's temper - maybe she will go tell LOM to go f*** a teeny weeny itsy bitsy spider)

Lecherous old man: I MUST HUG HER SINCE SHE IS A FRIEND!!! X 3 (This time looking like he was really going to do it!)

Pretty girl: ?!?! -->stunned -->horrified --> defend!

(1st thought: hmmm, use the empty bottle of whisky on the table and ask LOM to go hug and entertain himself with the bottle- hug, caress the lovely contours of the bottle, play with it etc etc. Looked around to make sure there is enough space to step back should LOM lunge at her, cos Pretty girl didn't want to put Cute guy in a spot)

Lecherous old man proceeds to throw his arms around the GUY (?!) next to him in his drunken stupor...

Pretty girl leaves to walk to the carpark with Cute guy while feeling damn amused... Wah lau eh! That was one reeeeally pathetic attempt to paw a girl!

** Pretty girl would like to clarify that she loves to hug her loved ones and friends( both males and females) and likes receiving hugs too. However, unknown lecherous men are EXCLUDED. Duh.