I was complaining to a colleague about how another colleague's grammar was atrocious and that it was embarrassing to the company. He went on to call me a 'Grammer Nazi'.
A Grammar Nazi is defined as :
- Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe.
- A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible.
Haha.
Anyway, below is an except of the IM chat between said colleague and a prospect which she forwarded to the team:
L (for lame): I am interested in blah blah...
H (for hopeless): ok I would get my colleague to ring you back. Her name is ... 'name of cartoon character'...
L: she is a bear?
H: Well, it might rings like a bell but I can assure you she is not a bear...
*cues rolling of eyes*
If I am her grammar teacher, I would get her to write "ring a bell" 500 times (not ring-like-a-bell for god's sake) and " I will learn when to use present tense" 2000 times. Oh, and "when to use ring-a-bell in the right context" 10,000 times.
I am a grammar snob. Bite me. :P
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